THE *KA ZHUA* STORY!

(as told to Magdalene Goh)

Once upon a time, there was this girl named Shu Ting who was sitting on the toilet bowl in her bathroom. She took the toilet roll from a shelf and guess what rolled out? Something big and black with very long feelers! Immediately, shu ting screeched and ran out! It was a.... *drum rolll* KA ZHUA!!!!!

The cockroach ran behind the door. Shu Ting asked her mother to get it, but her mother didn't care. (SO bad.) Shu Ting checked behind the door. But the cockroach wasn't there. How strange!

A few minutes later, Shu Ting's sister entered the bathroom to bathe. Shu Ting waited. But nothing happened.

A few hours later, Shu Ting's mother went into the bathroom to bathe. Shu Ting waited. But nothing happened.

Another hour later, SHu Ting's father went into the bathroom to bathe. Shu Ting waited. BUT NOTHING HAPPENED.

Finally, a little later, Shu Ting entered the bathroom to wash her face. She shut the door - and guess what came out from behind the door - THE KA ZHUA!!!!!

Shu Ting screamed and ran out and got her father to get the cockroach...

MORAL OF THE STORY: Shu Ting is either very unlucky OR the cockroach has a crush on her!!! How very unfortunate!!

The End

ok... I'm in a spastic mood now... brought on by the subsiding of my sudden bout of depression... hee.